Apple is researching how to bring its Apple Vision Pro physiognomy sensor technology to give iPads and iPhones the ability to detect stress in a user.
Back in the 1980s, if an original Mac went wrong, it would play the sound of a crash, and display Susan Kare's bomb icon. It was a piece of whimsy that you really, really, really did not appreciate when you'd just lost your work.
Decades on, Apple could be about to make a similarly enraging move, though this time with good intentions. Apple wants to add a new health feature, where a device such as an iPad can tell when you're having a bad day.
A newly-revealed patent application, called just "Stress Detection," is chiefly concerned with how such stress could be determined. But it does make at least some references to what the devices could then do in response.
Apple proposes that devices could "improve a user experience by providing a notification based on an identified stress," which is not in any way going to be irritating. But the device could also provide relaxing content (e.g., meditation virtual content, relaxing music, etc.), which again would be a boon when you're on deadline.
To be clear, it isn't just iPads that might ultimately be smashed against walls. Apple's proposal is for just about any device. Sections of it referring to headsets and virtual environments, for instance, are similar to previous patents regarding the detection of Apple Vision Pro users' physiological state.
This new patent application reads as if it comes from what Apple has learned from making the Apple Vision Pro, such as just what sensors could be used to spot stress. Those include "electro-encephalography (EEG) amplitude, pupil modulation, eye gaze saccades, heart rate, [and] electrodermal activity/skin conductance."
Apple's "Stress Detection" patent application is credited to two inventors. Those include Grant H. Mulliken, who has also worked on attention detection for Apple.
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I have found that telling my wife to calm down, often isn’t quite as effective as one would hope.
Apple may want to move this along to the implementation stage sooner rather than later. November is coming.
In the future it will be humans telling an enraged AI to calm down.
Or, instead fix iPadOS ;-)
Better check the Apple Care fine print when this comes out. Make sure it doesn't have a clause invalidating the service if the device is smashed within 30 seconds of a pop-up telling you to "relax already."